Fine, but he isn’t going to take well to us tarnishing his reputation.
I can’t complain… no that’s a lie. I’m bored, there’s no homework to finish and Amos has my records. But, enough with the pessimism, how’ve you been Prongs?
What reputation? I’m only joking, I love that little scrawny git no matter how scrawny he may be
Hopefully things will spice up during the latter of the year. I mean, it has to considering it’s the Marauder’s last year. For Merlin’s sake, we are going to make this year the least boring year Hogwarts has ever experienced! And I’m doing grand, but I might have to tone down the tormenting of the Slytherins. You know, Evans.
Well I’ll come up with something then. Just be warned. Yup. Everything is much clearer.
Give me some examples, I’m just dying to hear them. Just to let you know, I am one hundred percent against Jam, though. I am not something you put on your bread
You know, I never thought I’d live to see this day. But, yeah, deal. Definitely.
So, what does this whole “nice agenda” entail? Do I have to not tread on flowers? Should I stop hexing first years? Must I not sneak extra Butterbeer from Hogsmeade?
Then maybe you should stop failing at skinny dipping and start being awesome.
Are you suggesting that skinny dipping isn’t awesome? But I think I’ll try to find less butt-scratching threatening activities to do that will still maintain my awesomeness
You’re a horrible person, James Potter. And it’s hilarious.
Thank… you? I’m trying to work on the horrible part, though.
Prongs, you know that’s not mine. It’s obviously yours, we all know you can’t keep the place tidy.
Why don’t we call it even and say it’s Wormy’s, alright? I think that’s the more believable culprit to this situation
By the way, how’s it going Moons? Still pulling through in this arduous first month of school?
I don’t..that’s not..no. Maybe in the past I felt like that, I actually felt like that a lot, but not now. I suppose I’m just not used to being, y’know, friendly towards you. And I’m sorry, I’ll try to be nicer.
Well this is certainly a surprise. Well, I think I’ll feel pretty shitty if you’re the only one on this two-sided spectrum that’s trying to act differently. I’ll try to stop being such an arrogant, bullying toerag. Deal?
Fifteen isn’t that young, dearest. -rolls her eyes-
Well you’re definitely not of age, right? Sorry love, I don’t snog minors
Yes. Yes it is. Unless you want me to try and come up with a more, ehm, creative one. Ah is that why it was sleeting? I was wondering about that.
I wouldn’t mind something more creative that didn’t make me sound like a woman. Everything makes a little bit more sense now, eh?
Slytherins say “Salazar” instead of “Merlin.” It’s not that big a deal. Calm those big man boobs of yours down.
But, honestly, Jamie, why would I drool over that pathetic little arse of yours? All scrawny and pale, and now scratched up? Ew.
That’s just bloody stupid. I can’t believe you could compare the great Merlin to your stupid House creator. But no matter, you all are very stupid to begin with, so it doesn’t make much of a difference
You’re just bitter because my arse is glorious and you’re too much of a coward to admit it.